I take pride in bringing unique visions to life. I offer bespoke creative services for commissioned work, catering to friends, family, and our wider community on special occasions. Whether it's a one-of-a-kind piece of art, a uniquely designed space, or a custom branding project, I'm dedicated to creating something truly special that resonates on a personal level.
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ADHD: More Tabs Open Than Your Internet Browswer
Meet 'UNVEILED,' the painting that saw the blank canvas as a bore and decided to show it a little razzle-dazzle. Crafted on a humble 24 by 24 canvas, which quite frankly didn't know what was about to hit it. This piece, bursting with color and emotion, is eager to declare, 'Yes, your wall needs me.' So why resist? Make your wall's day and let 'UNVEILED' infuse it with a touch of artistic rebellion.
Scott Pelley: "How would you say your mental focus is?" President Joe Biden: "Oh, it's focused. I'd say it's-- I think it's-- I-- I haven't-- look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean, it's just not-- I haven't-- observed anything in terms of-- there's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical, or mental, or anything else."
Unleash your audacious side with our "EMPATHY" sticker, a thought-provoking piece of rebellious flair that says, "Who needs a middle finger when you can be empathetic?" Wrapped up in a vibrant design, this sticker not only sticks to your stuff, but also sticks it to the man - proving that empathy, indeed, is the new punk rock. Just like a good joke, it packs a punch, leaving you with a cheeky grin and a powerful message.
Unleash your inner nihilist with our "DREAD" sticker. This cheeky piece of art encapsulates the "sound of existential dread" – it's like the perfect symphony for your existential crisis, but without the noise complaints. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead – because nothing screams "I'm confronting the void" like a high-quality, vinyl reminder of the cosmic joke that is existence.
Introducing the "PEACE" poster design, a profound reminder that tranquility is highly underrated! With its captivating design and an accompanying tagline that states, "if it costs you your peace, it's too expensive," this poster hilariously dismisses the notion of attention seeking behavior. It's the perfect fit for those who thrive in tranquility and avoid chaos and anxiety like the bubonic plague. Own it proudly and let the world know that peace is simply a luxury worth protecting.
Introducing the "SHYTCOIN" shirt, a wearable wink at the wild west of cryptocurrency! This shirt is your badge of honor in the brave new world of speculative chaos, boldly proclaiming your ability to laugh as your digital fortune rises, falls, and does the cha-cha. It's 100% cotton, 100% comfy, and a 1000% hilarious nod to the absurdity of our blockchain-obsessed times.
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Introducing the "Narcissist" design by HOFFtheRECORD. Bare witness to the epitome of self-admiration and self-obsession. This stunning garment embraces the profound charm of those who believe the world revolves around them. Crafted with the finest cotton and infused with ego-boosting fibers, this shirt screams "Look at me!" Whether you want it to be a dig reminder for someone else or find humor in being a savage debate tactician, it's the perfect attire for anyone who revels in the brilliance of truth.
Unveiling "SPITE", your new comrade in chaos! This audacious sweater, crafted for the rebellious souls, embodies the motto "Surviving purely out of spite" - because sometimes, the best motivation is proving doubters wrong, with a sardonic smile. Wear it proudly as a life philosophy, and let the world know you're thriving on sheer tenacity and a healthy dollop of mischief.
Boo! "GHOSTY", the cheeky specter that proves existential crisis can stick around, even in the afterlife. This mischievous decal, adorned with the tagline "I used to be somebody", will infuse a dash of spectral sass into your present reality. You can't change the past, but you can take action towards your future. Perfect for anyone who likes their humor served with a side of 'post-life' irony!
Introducing the captivating "WEALTH" sticker, a powerful emblem that redefines the true meaning of abundance! With its captivating design and an inspiring tagline that reads, "wealth is of the mind and heart, not the pocket," this sticker serves as a gentle reminder that true richness lies within. It encapsulates the notion that real wealth stems from a mindset and a compassionate heart, transcending material possessions. Embrace this profound message and let the world know that the most valuable treasures in life are found within ourselves.
